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deppsydoodle:

Johnny Depp: I was driving, and there was a massive billboard of me holding a gun with a slogan that said, “other kids pack lunch.” I knew right away that something had to be done about it. I commandeered a friend of mine and we went to a hardware store and uh … bought some paint, and some brushes, and rollers, and all the accouterments, and went back at about 2 in the morning on roller skates —

David Letterman: Roller skates?

Johnny: Well I figured it was such an absurd thing to do that you had to try and top yourself … so we went there on roller skates, and painted out the gun, and I was in the middle of turning myself into Groucho Marks when … (x)

This is just something everyone should watch :D

missmischief95:

This explains a lot….

missmischief95:

This explains a lot….

sliks:

sliks

sliks:

sliks

75p07:

inquisitivebibliophile:

Before: Dinner with the family.
After: Arthur and the knights stopped by and need a place to hang.

Ok I watched this for about 5 minutes.


I will, at some point in my life, have a similar, if not, the same table 0.0

75p07:

inquisitivebibliophile:

Before: Dinner with the family.

After: Arthur and the knights stopped by and need a place to hang.

Ok I watched this for about 5 minutes.

I will, at some point in my life, have a similar, if not, the same table 0.0

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

😢

😢

Wow……

Wow……

penice:

it ain’t gonna suck itself


Fuck’n aye. "Why are so many of America’s daughters sluts?""Because Spidy cups"http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/mother-of-god-meme.jpg

penice:

it ain’t gonna suck itself

Fuck’n aye.
"Why are so many of America’s daughters sluts?"
"Because Spidy cups"

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/mother-of-god-meme.jpg